11:20
As an exercise, a typical one, I decided to write for 30 minutes everyday. No matter what. And this is one of the days that I have nothing at all to say. And so to keep going anyway, I’m going back to middle school or high school or whatever-school made students do free writes. I have no idea what grade it was because I was too lame for school. Never understood too cool for school. School was nothing but a popularity contest and the cool kids won every time. They must have loved high school. It was why only old fucking losers would tell me high school is the greatest time of your life. No, not at all. High school is full of the most suffering in most lives. Emotionally, that is. Not actual suffering. A single day in grown up life is more work and stressful than anything I had to deal with in high school. Because no matter what happened in high school, I had a house to go sleep in. I don’t necessarily have that guarantee anymore. So, yes guidance counselor, high school was the greatest time in your life, because your current life is completely meaningless and you can’t even go smoke behind the portable classrooms with your asshole friends to feel cool now. You have a life you fell into and recall those halcyon high school days to forget. But me? I’m miserable everyday. I have no one to talk to and coming to school makes me feel more alone than walking around the park across the street for two hours waiting for the class I didn’t do my project for to be over so I can show up to math later. Because numbers make more sense to me than people! EXPLAIN THAT TO ME! You can’t, but the people singing in my headphones can.
And I plan on writing for these 30 minutes without worrying about exactly what I say while hoping that something interesting comes out. Not just for your sake, reader, but for mine. I value the ideas in writing more than anything else. And if I have no ideas I have nothing. The test to see if I let the lack of ideas bother me, will be how long this entry ends up being. Also, if there appears to be any thought, marginally impressive word choice and more or less comprehensive grammatical structure, then we’ll know I cheated. If I get too hung up, the post will be 100 words over the course of 30 minutes. Which is my typical output (not really) when I get too wrapped up in what I’m trying to say instead of just saying it.
I’ve run out of words on that train of thought.
I wonder what most people really think. And I hate to use the word ‘really’ but think it works for the general population. The layperson. Things people love to be called, normal and uneducated. Sorry. To ask what someone really thinks almost implies the person is lying. But I’m a module guy. You can think that you’re a good writer, while knowing that you’re nothing special at the same time. We do it with a lot of things. It’s how the modular brain works. It separates the actions and ideas in the brain. It’s why when you’re told the odds of living by a doctor, most people don’t run out and immediately kill themselves.
But what I’m interested in are the doubts that come into your mind when you’re in bed.
It’s been 15 minutes and I’m struggling to keep going. Just stream of consciousness it.
I don’t want children. I read an autobiography about a comedienne (I love how that word looks) who doesn’t want children, and thought it was pretty mediocre. Just barely scratching the surface on various ideas. And most troubling, putting a joke before the content, diminishing both.
I don’t want kids for a lot of reasons. I’ll randomly go through a couple. I don’t want kids because I don’t want to watch someone suffer. There’s a decent chance that my kid will be as depressed as I was and I can’t imagine watching that. Therapy, pills, whatever. Sure that’s a way to treat it. But it won’t change the look in her eye. (assuming a girl for pronoun’s sake.) You can argue that there’s a chance she won’t be depressed but it seems weird to play with a human like that. And of course, there’s a chance she’ll have plenty of other unlikely problems. Many of which I can do nothing about. I can watch my child die a million different ways.
The prospect of raising a human is no longer something that we should go into just for the hell of it. We don’t need to reproduce anymore. Over 7 billion is enough, right? (That was a play on Eight is Enough, a show from the 70’s I don’t think I’ve ever seen.) The fact is, most of us decide to have children for stupid reasons, or sort of ridiculous reasons. You want a little version of yourself. Sure, sounds fun, but don’t be an asshole. You’re afraid to die and you want to somehow feel like you’re still a part of that world (BAM!). It’s impossible to imagine what it’s like to not exist. Try to consciously imagine not having your special consciousness. Maybe you can’t live forever but you can send a little representation of you to take your place. But this is, again, selfish. Okay but you want someone to take care of you when you’re old. Eh, people are paid to do that and I wouldn’t want my kid to waste her time dragging my useless body to the shower once a week. Go live your life, I’d say to my lovely daughter. Go write that book, write that song, cure cancer or explain consciousness.
And on and on and on. Maybe there are some good reasons. I haven’t heard one that works for me. I want ice cream and you can’t tell me not to have it. Some people seem to treat kids the same way.
Those fun tasks I encouraged my imaginary daughter to pursue leads to another thing. Disappointment. Everyone disappoints you! YOU disappoint you! Even if you don’t want your kid to follow in your footsteps or reach that goal you never were able to, you still want her to do something you respect. No one completely lacks expectations for their children. It would be so difficult to stop those thoughts. And, it’s safe to say, not many people are hoping their sons or daughters become prostitutes.
Slightly related, liking family is a big thing to me. I don’t love family the way some people do. I don’t hang out with my cousins because they are my cousins. In fact, I hate all 3 of my first cousins. I hate them to the point where I haven’t seen any of them for years, and hope that continues. They share some DNA with me, but they’re dumb assholes and some DNA doesn’t change that fact. If I had kids, I would love them. I know I would because I can’t help it. DNA doesn’t make someone not an asshole, but it does make me care about little tiny human beings, with disproportionately large head and eyes. I know that 50% clone of me will have my love, but will I like her? I don’t know. And this is important. In fact, I think this is massively important. It’s why when growing up, I played sports with kids who were awful in every way and completely uncoordinated. Most of them hated playing but had a parents (usually a dad, sorry it conforms to stereotypes), that forced them to participate. Why? Because the dad wanted to force his kid to like something he liked. Maybe that kid would have liked a drawing class more, but dad didn’t. (And yes, that was an actual example. A kid on my baseball team told me how much he’d rather be drawing but his dad loved baseball and made him play. And the kid knew how bad he was and hated every second of it. THANKS DAD!)
By the way, is it just me, or does daughter sound a lot more impressive than son? “I have a son.” Who cares!? It’s a three letter word and for a moment, my imagination took control and I thought you meant sun, which would have been awesome, but then my rational mind kicked in and, to be honest, your son is an immediate let down for me. Go away.
I went over time to fix some typos. I didn’t mess with anything else though. Hopefully it’s readable. Nothing is completely thought out here. I could form better arguments later, but hey, it did a job.
Have a good night or day, which ever applies to the time of reading